Dysfunctional

Many of you do not know the skeleton in my closet... I am adopted to this family, dad is crude, overweight, incompetent, intolerant, clumsy, thoughtless and a borderline alcoholic. And he strangles me all the time. He dares me to strip and skateboard around the town.

My mum, she's the well-meaning and extremely patient wife, and I wonder how she never lost her mind to be married to him.

Bro is an interesting dude. He is easily distracted, even, strangely enough by algebraic equations. He's annoying! I love my sister, she's an extremely intelligent girl, one of the brightest characters on the show, with an I.Q. of 160. She plays the baritone saxophone. She is also a Buddhist and often serves as a mouthpiece for the show's writers, many of whom are postgraduates, to voice their knowledge of philosophy, science and history.

My younger sister is the cutest! She is the youngest of the five main family members, and is eternally a baby.

I am obviously the black sheep of the family, I look different, my skin tone is TOTALLY distinguished from the rest, and even my hair! You will know what I mean as I am finally REVEALING my "family" portrait to everyone...............

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Ta-da!!!!

Me & The Simpsons!

*The Simpsons Movie is AWESOME! For those who haven't watched, you have to do so quick!*